The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
72%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.