The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Thomas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.