The Hamstring Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thomas is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
82%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.