The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Thomas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.