The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Thomas gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.