The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Thomas gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.