The Phantom Flag Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.