The Snap Count Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
79%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.