The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Thomas stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
73%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.