The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Thomas is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
72%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.