The Phantom Flag Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.