The Late Scratch Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.