The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Thomas runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Thomas, Thomas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.