The Snap Count Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.