The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Thomas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Thomas, Thomas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.