The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.
75%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Thomas, Thomas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.