The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.