The Hamstring Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.
74%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Thomas, Thomas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.