The Invisible Route Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Thomas scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
87%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Thomas, Thomas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.