The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Thomas gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.