The Late Scratch Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
73%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.