The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.