The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Thomas is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.