The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Ref: "Number Thomas, that's a flag." Thomas: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.