The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ashton Jeanty
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.