The Invisible Route Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Thomas catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
72%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.