The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Thomas gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
87%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.