The Invisible Route Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
90%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.