The Invisible Route Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Thomas stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.