The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.
82%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.