The Phantom Flag Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.
73%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.