The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.