The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.