The Phantom Flag Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.
77%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.