The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Thomas on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.