The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.