The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Thomas lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.