The Late Scratch Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Colts, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.