The Phantom Flag Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Shrader will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Shrader, Shrader, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.