The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Jones gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
74%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.