The Sack Spiral Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.