The Sideline-Scold Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Jones's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.