The Garbage-Time Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Colts defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Colts's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.