The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Isaiah Likely
Isaiah Likely · NYG · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Likely's stadium. Only over Likely.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Likely's week
- Likely gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Likely scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Likely's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaiah Likely in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaiah Likely is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaiah Likely actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.