The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Isaiah Likely
Isaiah Likely · NYG · TE
“Likely gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Coastal Carolina's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Likely's week
- Likely gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Likely gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Likely scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaiah Likely in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaiah Likely is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaiah Likely actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.