The Blocking Assignment Hex of Isaiah Likely
Isaiah Likely · NYG · TE
“Likely is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Likely's week
- Likely finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Likely spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Likely's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaiah Likely in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaiah Likely is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaiah Likely actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.