The Chip-and-Release Hex of Isaiah Likely
Isaiah Likely · NYG · TE
“Likely finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Likely's week
- Likely gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Coastal Carolina's biggest rival.
- Likely spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Likely's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaiah Likely in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaiah Likely is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaiah Likely actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.