The Late Scratch Hex of Isaiah Likely
Isaiah Likely · NYG · TE
“Likely is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Likely's week
- Likely gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Likely finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Likely's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaiah Likely in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaiah Likely is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaiah Likely actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.