The Chip-and-Release Hex of Isaiah Likely
Isaiah Likely · NYG · TE
“Likely scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Likely's week
- Likely gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Likely is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
72%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Likely drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaiah Likely in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaiah Likely is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaiah Likely actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.