The Chip-and-Release Hex of Isaiah Likely
Isaiah Likely · NYG · TE
“Likely sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Likely's week
- Likely lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Likely gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Likely scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaiah Likely in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaiah Likely is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaiah Likely actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.